Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Colours of You!!

Balik balik post mende dari emel.... dah tu, takkan nak citer pasal aku makan roti bakar di malam hari ke, atau aku apply keje kat kilang baja ke...tak perlu kan kan? obviously...(mcm ada orang qesah plak la kan..)


Dah benda ni cam best, share lah...kalau nak kasi kawan (sbg hint ke ape ke) leh bagi link ni je,dia baca la sendiri daripada kiter kena bazirkan air liur explain (mahai air liur I taw!)

Ok rahsia tarikh lahir, ahaks~ ramai orang dah tahu, tapi benda ni fun la nak baca banyak kali pon, sebab jumpa bebanyak pon selalu info lelain, and yang seronok cam betul je dia punya description tu, cam syok je...hehehe

Mari kite kenal pasti, just for fun bebeh~

Ok firstly identify which group ur birthdate belong to according to the chart below..
Maka dalam carta di bawah, mine is Ungu aka Purple, alahai memang feveret ah!

Maka bacalah apa maksud di sebalik kaler ungu tu...

Sila cari kaler anda berdasarkan tarikh lahir anda, now u may find which is ur colour based on ur birthdate:-

Birthdate
Warna
23 - 1 Dec
 Merah / Red
2 -11 Jan
 Oren / Orange
12 - 24 Jan
 Kuning / Yellow
25 Jan- 3 Feb
 Merah jambu /Pink
4 - 8 Feb
 Biru /Blue
9 - 18 Feb
 Hijau /Green
19 - 28 Feb
 Perang /Blonde
1 Feb - 10 March
 Aqua (Biru kehijauan)
11 - 20March
 Lime
21 March
 Hitam / Black
22 - 31 March
 Ungu /Purple
1 - 10 April
 Biru /Blue
11 - 20 April
 Perak /Silver
21 - 30 April
 Putih /White
2 - 14 May
 Biru /Blue
15 - 24 May
 Emas /Gold
25 - 3 June
 Krim /Cream
4 - 13 June
 Kelabu /Grey
14 - 23 June
 Maroon
24 - June
 Kelabu /Grey
25 - 4 July
 Merah /Red
5 - 14 July
 Oren /Orang
15 - 25 July
 Kuning /Yellow
26 July - 4 Aug
 Merah jambu /Pink
5 - 13 Aug
 Biru /Blue
14 -23 Aug
 Hijau /Green
24 Aug 2 Sept
 Perang /Blonde
3 - 12 September
 Aqua (Biru kehijauan)
13 - 22 September
 Lime
23 September
 Olive
24 September - 3 Oct
 Ungu /Purple
4 - 13 Oct
 Biru /Blue
14 - 23 Okct
 Perak /Silver
24 Oct -11 November
 Putih /White
12 - 21 November
 Emas /Gold
22 Nov - 1 Dec
 Krim /Cream
2 -11 Dec
 Kelabu /Grey
12 - 21 Dec
 Maroon
22 -Dec
 Teal Red
(kaler ni aku konpius sbb dia tulis teal merah..teal & red adala,kaler bohemian..)

Sudah mengenal pasti anda kategori kaler yang mana?
So now please read the personality description according to ur colour...


Merah
Selalunya mereka yang mewakili warna merah yang garang ini seorang yang comel dan disayangi ramai. Kamu juga suka disayangi dan menyayangi. Kamu juga sentiasa ceria dan gembira namun kadangkala dilanda 'angin satu badan'! Teman/kekasih yang diingini ialah mereka yang mudah diajak berbincang dan boleh membuatkan dirinya rasa selesa bila berdampingan dengan mereka.
Red
Usually those who belong to this red colour are someone cute and loved by many. You also like to be loved and is loving too. You also cheerful and happy-go-lucky but sometime you can get pretty moody. Your dream partner/lover is the one you can discuss with and someone who can make you feel comfortable around him/her.

Krim
 Ha! Kamu ini seorang yang suka bersaing dalam apa juga bidang yang kamu ceburi dan ingin berjaya. Tapi persaingan secara sihatlah. Kamu juga bersikap suka mendorong orang lain untuk mencapai apa yang diidamkan. Namun kamu cukup takut akan 'kehilangan' sama ada teman ataupun kekasih! Selain itu, sudah tentunya kamu seorang yang ceria selalu! Sebagai seorang kawan, kamu boleh dipercayai 100% dan setia pada janji. Dari segi percintaan, kamu amat berhati hati dalam menjalinkan hubungan cinta dan tak mudah jatuh cinta hingga kamu rasakan menemui seseorang yang benar benar kamu cintai! Ketika itu, kamu tak perlukan masa yang lama untuk melafazkan sayang!
Cream
Yah! You are someone who like to compete in any field you are involving in and always want to succeed. But it is a healthy competition. You also someone who like to support and motivate others to achieve their goals. However you are so scared to lose a friend or even lover! Yet, you are always cheerful! As a friend, you are trustworthy and keep your promises. In love, you are too careful in getting into a relationship and so hard to fall in love, will only love the one you think you really in love with! And when it happen, it wont take you long to confess your love!

Teal Merah
Bukan main lagi kamu ni yek! Tak kira lelaki ataupun perempuan, terlalu menitikberatkan soal kecantikan dan penampilan fizikal diri kamu. Kamu sering melakukan kesilapan dalam membuat keputusan lantaran sikap kamu yang suka sangat ambil mudah terhadap sesuatu masalah. Manakala dalam memilih pasangan, kamu bercitarasa cukup tinggi. Kamu tak akan pilih yang sebarangan saja! Kamu juga suka memerintah dan gemar orang lain menurut perintah kamu. Walau bagaimanapun, sikap kamu yang peramah membuatkan diri ka mu punya ramai teman.
Teal Red
Neither you're a male or female, you're always too emphasize in your beauty and physical appearance, if you're a male, you technically a metrosexual! You always make wrong decisions due to your carelessness and take things too casually. While in picking up partner, you got really high taste! You wont choose just anyone! You are kind of bossy and love be in charge of things. However you friendliness get you a lot of friends.

Merah Jambu
Kamu akan berusaha sedaya mungkin untuk membuat yang terbaik dalam apa juga yang kamu lakukan serta suka menolong orang lain dan mengambil tahu tentang orang orang di sekelilingnya. Namun kamu sukar untuk dipenuhi keinginannya dan sering saja berpra sangka buruk terhadap orang lain.
Dari segi percintaan kamu mengimpikan percintaan yang penuh dengan keindahan semata.
Pink
You will always try so hard to be the best in whatever you are doing and love to help others and care about them around you. Yet you are someone hard to be pleased and always suspicious of others. In romance, you dream of perfect wonderful love with no pain and cry.

Hijau
Salah satu kelebihan yang kamu miliki ialah cukup pandai menyesuaikan diri dengan orang yang baru di kenali. Mungkin kerana sikap kamu yang tidak begitu pemalu namun dalam tidak sedar kamu boleh membuatkan orang lain kecil hati dengan kata kata kamu saja! Kamu juga ingin diri kamu
disayangi dan diberi perhatian penuh oleh kekasih hati. Namun selalunya mereka ini lebih rela maintain single hingga berjumpa dengan jejaka/gadis yang benar benar sesuai untuk dirinya!
Green
One of your best traits is you can go along easily with anyone you just know of, perhaps because of your friendliness and extrovertedness. However without realizing it you may hurt someone's feeling just by your words! You also want to be loved and love to get a lot of attention from you lover. Yet you are more than willing to wait for the only perfect one which really suits your taste.


Emas
Kamu seorang yang tahu apa yang kamu lakukan, yang mana betul dan silapnya. Kamu juga seorang yang mudah bergaul dengan sesiapa saja dan ceria serta tak suka bersedih biarpun pelbagai masalah yang menimpa . Dalam soal percintaan, kamu sukar berjumpa dengan orang benar benar kamu
sukai tapi sekali kamu menemuinya pasti tidak akan kamu lepaskan begitu saja. Bila sekali gagal, sukar untuk kamu jatuh cinta lagi untuk kali yang seterusnya dalam tempoh yang lama.
Gold
You know very well what you're doing; what's wrong and what's right. You are also someone who can get along with anyone; you are cheerful and dont like to be sad even if you got a lot of problems on your shoulders. In love, it is so hard for you to  meet the one you really like, but once you meet him/her, you wont let him pass you by just like that. Once you fail, it will take a very long time for you to fall for someone again.

Kuning
Kamu seorang yang manis, tenang dan sopan. Sebab itulah kamu dipercayai oleh orang orang yang ada di sekeliling kamu. Selain itu, kamu juga lebih suka menguasai dalam sesebuah perhubungan termasuklah soal cinta. Kembang semangkuk hidung bila tiap kehendak kamu dituruti oleh si dia!
Kamu juga mampu membuat keputusan yang tepat kerana fikiran kamu yang jauh ke depan. Tapi, jangan tak tahu. Kamu ni jiwang karat juga orangnya. Sentiasa saja berminta hal hal yang romantik bersama si dia. Alahai!
Yellow
You are a sweet, calm and polite person. Hence you are trusted by many around you.. Besides you also like to be the one in charge in any relationship you're in, including romance. You are so flattered when each of your wish fulfilled by him/her!! You are also able to make the right decision because you can think far too deeply. But dont you deny it, you are a sentimental lovey-dovey type of person. Always creating and doing romantic stuff with him/her.

Maroon
Bagi kamu yang mewakili warna maroon ini, kamu digambarkan seorang yang
bijak dan tahu apa yang terbaik untuk diri kamu. Namun kamu juga suka
melakukan sesuatu itu menurut kehendak dan pendapat kamu sendiri tanpa
pedulikan perasaan atau pendapat orang lain. Itulah yang menjadi
masalahnya! Dari segi percintaan, kamu cukup sabar dan tidak terburu
buru un tuk menjalinkan percintaan. Kamu juga terkenal dengan sikap setia
kamu dalam perhubungan!
Maroon
You are smart and know what's best for you. You listen to yourself in what you want to do and like to do; ignoring whatever others are saying. That's the problem! In love, you are so patient and never rush to start a romance. You are also loyal in every relationship.

Oren
Syabas! Kamu ini jenis orang yang berani menanggung segala risiko atas
tiap perbuatan yang kamu lakukan. Baguslah macam tu. Kata orang, berani
buat beranilah tanggung. Kamu juga bijak mengambil hati orang-orang di sekeliling kamu dan ini membuatkan diri kamu disenangi ramai. Kamu punya matlamat tersendiri dalam hidup yang menjadi target kamu selama ini dan sanggup bersaing untuk berjaya. Menyentuh soal perhubungan, kamu
sebenarnya seorang yang sukar untuk mempercayai orang lain tapi bila
kepercayaan itu wujud, selamanya kamu akan percayakan dia! Begitu juga
dalam perhubungan cinta. Bagi kamu, saling percaya itu amat penting!
Orange
Congratz! You are someone who are brave enough to take responsibility in all your action. It's a good thing indeed. You also know how to win people's heart and make you a heartthrob. You have your goal in life and willing to compete to achieve it. In relationship, you find it hard to trust in anyone, but once you trust a person; you'll trust him/her forever!

Ungu
Amboi! Kamu ini gadis/jejaka misteri rupanya. Tak ramai orang yang dapat
mendekati diri kamu kecuali orang yang benar-benar kamu percayai.
Walaupun begitu, kamu tak pernah pentingkan diri sendiri dan agak mudah
terpengaruh dengan perkara-perkara yang baru bagi kamu. Mood memainkan
peranan penting mempengaruhi kehidupan kamu seharian. Jika kamu rasa
gembira, sudah tentunya hari itu menjadi hari yang paling ceria bagi
diri kamu dan begitu juga sebaliknya. Dalam menjalinkan percint aan, kamu
lebih cenderung untuk memilih mereka yang punya kedudukan dan agak
stabil kewangan mereka.
Purple
Wow, you are a mysterious type.. Not many person can become close to you except for those you really trust. However you never put yourself first in everything, and very easy to be influenced by new things in your life. Mood play a very important role in your daily life. If you felt happy, your day would be all cheerful and vice versa. In love, you tent to choose those with status and financially promising.


Lime
Sifat kamu yang tenang saja sepanjang masa amat dikagumi ramai.
Tapi jangan tak tahu, kamu juga mudah rasa tertekan bila dilanda masalah. Selain itu, kamu boleh dikatakan agak cerewet juga kerana perkara-perkara
kecil pun kamu amat prihatin! Pun begitu, kamu punya personaliti tersendiri
yang membuatkan orang ramai menyukai diri kamu.
Amboi! Kamu ini rupanya seorang kekasih yang kuat cemburu yek?
Lime
You are calm all the time and are amazed by others for this. But when in trouble, you easily felt under pressure.  You are also somewhat picky in even the smallest matters. But you still have your own personality than is liken by many. In love, you are the jealous type!


Perak
Ternyata kamu ini seorang yang berimaginasi tinggi dan tak hairanlah
kamu turut berbakat dalam bidang yang berkaitan dengan seni. Walau
bagaimanapun kamu sebenarnya punya sifat pemalu yang agak menebal juga
namun sikap kamu yang suka mencuba sesuatu yang baru mampu menstabilkan
keadaan. Bukan apa, kamu suka mencabar diri kamu sendiri untuk melihat
sejauhmana kebolehan diri. Dari segi perhubungan cinta, kamu lebih suka
bersikap 'hard to get' untuk menduga keikhlasan
hati si dia. Namun hubungan cinta kamu seringkali dilanda kekeliruan dan
tak begitu stabil. Tapi usah bimbang, kamu akan menemui cinta sejati
juga suatu hari nanti.
Silverr
You have a high imagination and quite talented in art industry/field. However you are actually a very shy person, but it never stops you from trying new things. You like to challenge yourself and see how far you can go. In love, you like to play "hard to get" to test that person's determination. Unfortunately your relationship will always come to confusion and not that stable. Don't worry, you'll find your true love one day.


Hitam
Kamu gemar kehidupan yang mencabar dan punya keberanian untuk melakukan
apa saja. Sebab itulah, usah ada sesiapa yang cuba mencabar kamu kerana
kamu ni kan pantang dicabar. Tapi kamu tak begitu gemarkan perubahan
mendadak dalam hidup kamu. Namun sekali kamu membuat keputusan, ia sukar
untuk diubah oleh orang lain. Kisah cinta kamu juga begitu mencabar dan
perlukan banyak kesabaran jika inginkan perhubungan itu berkekalan.
Belajarlah untuk bertolak ansur sikit!
Black
You love a challenging life and you got great courage in trying almost everything. Therefore you never pass up any challenges thrown at you. You dont really like a drastic change in your life, but once a decision is made, there is no one who can change it back. You lovelife is also quite challenging, and need extreme patience in order to survive. You gotta learn to give in sometime... 

 Hijau buah Zaiton (Olive)
Bagi kamu yang mewakili warna ini dikatakan seorang yang baik hati dan
suka menolong orang lain. Sebab itu juga kamu tak sukakan keganasan.
Kamu juga bijak menyesuaikan diri dengan teman-teman hingga membuatkan
kamu menjadi 'favourite' di kalangan mereka. Sememangnya kamu seorang
yang baik hati dan se ntiasa ceria. Namun ingat, jangan terlalu
percayakan orang lain mem**** buta. Dalam soal cinta, kamu cukup
menenangkan hati si dia dan tak suka cari pasal!
Olive Green
You who belong to this group is kind-hearted and helpful. You also dislike violence. You know how to fit in and go along with your fellow friends and become their favourite person. Your kind heart makes you cheerful all the time. But you must remember not to trust people that easily. In love, you always the calm one and never start any argument.

Perang
Kamu seorang yang cukup aktif dan tak suka duduk diam saja. Pelbagai
aktiviti yang dilakukan bagi memenuhi masa lapang. Sebagai seorang
teman, kamu sentiasa menyokong tindakan positif teman-teman yang lain.
Pun begitu, kamu sukar untuk didekati dan agak sombong jika tak boleh
sesuaikan diri dengan seseorang. Dalam soal cinta, kamu mudah jatuh
cinta. Tapi bila kamu sedar cinta kamu itu tidak berbalas, kamu cepat
putus asa dan mengalah dengan mudah. Macam tu pulak? Seharusnya kamu
perlu kikis sikap itu dan cuba berusaha untuk mengambil hati si dia.
Mungkin 'rezeki' kamu untuk memilikinya nanti?
Blonde
You are so active and cant sit still. So many things to do to fill your free time. As a friend, you always support your friend's positive action. However you may seem to be quite a stuck-up person if you feel you cant get along with certain people. In love, you fall in love easily. But once you realize your love is not appreciated, you'll give up so easy. You actually need to at least try harder and get his/her attention. Who knows you, in fact do stand a chance!


Kelabu
Kebanyakan mereka yang diwakili oleh warna Kelabu ini sangat menarik
orangnya dan aktif. Kamu juga ingin diri kamu dikenali orang ramai dan
menjadi kepantangan kamu pula sekiranya tidak dilayan dengan adil oleh
sesiapa saja! Kamu juga seorang yang tidak gemar menyimpan apa juga
perasaan di dalam hati dan lebih suka meluahkannya. Sesekali kamu boleh
bersikap pentingkan diri sendiri. Namun kamu amat pandai menawan hati
orang lain apatah lagi dengan sikap humor yang kamu miliki itu. 
Grey
You are someone very attractive and active. You want to be well-known and can't tolerate if you were not treated justly. You don't like to keep what you have in mind to yourself, you prefer to let it out! Sometime you can be a little selfish, but you always know how to charm people around you with your sense of humor.

Biru
Ternyata kamu seorang yang punya keyakinan diri yang rendah dan terlalu
memilih sangat. Tak bolehlah macam tu. Itu adalah sikap negatif yang
harus kamu ubah kerana mendatangkan kerugian pada diri kamu sendiri.
Selain itu, kamu juga cederung ke arah kesenian dan sememangnya kamu
berbakat dalam bidang itu hingga mampu menjadikan kerjaya berkaitan
dengan seni sebagai kerjaya tetap. Soal cinta pula, kamu mudah sangat
jatuh cinta tapi seringkali juga putus cinta. Mana taknya, orang lain
bercinta kamu pun hendak bercinta. Tapi kamu bukan benar-benar menyintai
si dia setulus hati. Silap sendiri lah kan ? Kalau kamu mahukan hubungan
itu berpanjangan, kamu harus bersikap lebih serius dan ikhlas.
Blue
You have a very low self-confidence in you, and too choosy. You have to change this for your own good. Despite that, you are more into art and do have talent and able to polish it to become your career. In love, you fall in love and even hurt in love too easily and often but rarely involve true sincere feeling, you're doing it just because people around you are doing it too. You need to be more serious and sincere if you wish to have a true long lasting relationship.

Putih
Kamu punya matlamat yang jelas dalam hidup dan berusaha keras untuk
mendapatkannya. Orang lain juga sering memberikan penghargaan tinggi
terhadap kamu memandangkan kamu agak berkebolehan dalam
pelajaran/kerjaya. Walau bagaimanapun, kamu ini kuat cemburu orangnya
dan kadangkala sukar nak bekerjasama dengan orang lain. Perhubungan
cinta kamu juga sering tegang dek kerana sikap cemburu kamu terhadap si
dia. Cemburu itu memang tanda sayang tapi kalau dah melampau tu, cemburu
buta namanya!
White
You have a clear vision in life and give your best in achieving it. People often appreciate you for your great capability and achievement in your study/work.  However in love, you are the jealous type and often get your relationship in intense cold mode. Jealousy does prove that you do love your spouse, but a bit too much of it is pretty "destructive"~

Biru kehijauan (Aqua)
Mak oi! Angin satu badan kamu ini rupanya. Senang sangat mood kamu
berubah secara tiba-tiba hingga kadangkala buat orang lain bosan.
Mungkin sebab itu juga membuatkan kamu kadangkala lebih suka menyendiri
melayan perasaan tapi kamu suka melancong untuk meluaskan pengalaman.
Kamu juga seorang yang jujur dan mudah percaya kepada orang lain. Dari
segi percintaan, kamu sukar menemui cinta sejati dan sikap terlalu mudah
percaya pada orang lain membuatkan kamu sering tertipu serta gagal dalam
bercinta...! Oleh itu, percaya boleh, tapi jangan membuta tuli, kelak
temakan diri
Aqua Blue
You are too moody and sometime causing people around you to become sick of you! Maybe that's why you like to isolate yourself and indulge in your own feeling, but you like traveling and gain new experience. In love, it is so hard for you to find true love and because of you are easy to trust people, you always get fooled and lost in love... Therefore remember, not to trust in people blindly..

Jadi, yang mana satu kah personailiti anda?? cam betol ke cam tak betul?hehe..untuk suke suki jer~


Are they true? Do you see it in you? This is totally just for fun folks~~

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Attorney VS Witness~

dapat emel ni di kala bekerja...lawak la..nak kena share ni..hihi
got from email,something worth sharing, enjoy~


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place:

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No , I just lie there.


ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do..
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes , voodoo.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid

ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.


ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished.

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Saturday, June 18, 2011

Manusia , Malaikat , Syaitan ...

dipetik dari smber yang tak diketahui...hanya nak share disini~

Manusia , Malaikat , Syaitan ...

Manusia - Eh, dah subuh dah?
Malaikat - bangunlah wahai anak Adam, tunaikan solat subuh mu ....
Syaitan - Alahhhhhh, kejaplah, ngantuk ini...awal lagi nie?.zzzzzzzz

Manusia - Nak makan, laparlah ??
Malaikat - Wahai Anak Adam, mulakanlah dengan Bismillah...
Syaitan - Ahh, tak payahla... dah lapar ini !! mmm..sedapnyaaaa? .

Manusia - Hari ni nak pakai apa ye?
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, pakailah pakaian yang menutup aurat..
Syaitan - Ehh, panaslah, takde style langsung, nampak kampung!!!

Manusia - Alamak, dah lewat!
Malaikat - Bersegeralah wahai manusia , nanti terlewat ke pejabat..
Syaitan - Ahhh?awal lagi?mmm..aaahh? suruh si X, punchkanlah?

Manusia - Azan sudah kedengaran.. .
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, bersegeralah menunaikan kewajipan
Syaitan - Baru pukul berapa.. rilex lah..awal lagi nieii?.

Manusia - Eh, eh... tak boleh tengok ini, berdosa...
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, alihkanlah pandanganmu, sesungguhnya Allah Maha
Melihat dan mengetahui !
Syaitan - Perggghh... best tu... . rugi ooo kalau tak tengok nie..

Manusia - Saudaraku sedang melakukan dosa
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, cegahla ia..
Syaitan - Apa kau sibuk? Jangan jaga tepi kain orang, lantaklahh? .

Manusia - Elok kalau aku sampaikan nasihat ini kepada orang lain
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, nasihat-menasihatil ah sesama kamu..
Syaitan - Sendiri pikirlah, semua dah besar, buat apa susah2... pandai2lah?

Manusia - aku telah berdosa...
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, bertaubatlah kamu,sesungguhnya Allah Maha
Pengampun. .
Syaitan - Tangguhlah dulu, lain kali boleh bertaubat... lagipun muda hanya
sekali....rugila. .. (kalau sempatla)

Manusia - Kalau pergi, mesti seronok!
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, kakimu ingin melangkah ke jalan yang dimurkai
Allah, berpalinglah dari jalan itu ...
Syaitan - Jangan bimbang, tiada sesiapa yang tahu...Jomlahhh?

Manusia ? Uuhhh?letihnya arini..tak solat lagi nieee?.
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, taatilah Allah dan RasulNYA, kebahagiaan di
dunia dan akhirat untukmu. Solat itu wajib bagimu...
Syaitan - Hey anak Adam, ikutilah aku,kebahagiaan di dunia (sahaja) dan
kebahagiaan diakhirat (jangan mimpilah!) untukmu...

Sekarang anda mempunyai 3 pilihan :
1. Anda - Patutke aku biarkan E-mail ini tetap dalam mailbox aku.
2. Malaikat - Ingatkan pada kawan yang anda kenal (Forward E-mail ini)
3. Syaitan - Tak payahlah sebuk2

Renung-renungkanlah dan selamat beramal http://www.emocutez.com

Friday, June 3, 2011

ACID MAN, JUST WHAT'S UR ISSUE?? DEAR POLICEMAN, WHY SO HARD TO CATCH HIM?

I am now thinking about this...
at 1st when i heard about this early last month,when i was about to leave KL, i thought it was just a rumour. But even if it was, it's scary and worth an extreme extra precaution since it will cause a regretable and irreversible consequence once happen.

However i was wondering at that time, this is serious but ive seen no breaking news abt this on our local TV or newspaper (until recently). Did our local authorities just close their eyes on this ? Is this a high profile crime, with hidden agenda? (dont laugh,there's a possibility)

By the middle of last month (Im refering to the month of May), the news was on TV which mean the authorities already had their attention on it. Yet the psychotic acid splasher is still out there and doing his hobby which is splashing acid to woman and cause them a lifetime physical disability and ugliness, not to mention trauma!

This psycho is identified to be an Indian guy (ohh), and ride around on a bike, a Honda EX5 as told.
The victims (one of them happen to be my co-worker, just in a different branch) are mostly Malay girls , described as attractive and wearing tudung (this is what i heard from my friends/officemate in KL).

Today I received an email, this is how it goes:-

Attention: Last night at 8.15pm the acid splasher was around PKNS complex shah alam. 1 lady got splashed. At 9.30pm another lady got splashed around Summit USJ area. Splasher on the run riding Honda EX5 motorcycle No Plate WPV 4963

Acid Splasher has been seen in Damansara Uptown & Kota Damansara.
Modus Operandi is to knock on the car window (mostly women drivers) & splash acid if poor driver winds down window.
He has a 'sad face' & is Indian. When you refuse to open the window, he will yell at you & be more aggressive.

He carries a yellow bottle (likely to be acid behind his back). Don't be BLUR & open.

One of the victim is currently hospitalized & blinded (not to mention disfigured).

DO NOT OPEN UR CAR WINDOW!

Do not open the car window, immediately take note of the clothes he is wearing & rush home/or make police report.

It had been a month, yet the retard is still not caught yet. I didnt want to condemn our authorities, specially the police force, since i had seek their help few time before (small thing but really appreciate it). Just please oh please, dont take this matter so light and so slow. This is serious, just imagine if it happened to one of your family member, how would u feel?
Here is one of the news abt the splasher attack i found in the net. (from the Malay Mail)

Acid splasher strikes again Andrew Sagayam
Friday, May 13th, 2011 17:09:00
UPDATED 5.26PM

KUALA LUMPUR: Another woman has fallen victim in the acid splashing case, this time a daughter of a police officer.
However in this morning's attack, the splasher use water instead of hazardous chemicals in previous attacks.
In the 8.45am incident, the lone splasher pounced on the 30-year-old woman at a traffic light junction in Section 10 Wangsa Maju.She was driving alone at the time.The woman had stopped at a red light and as her car window was rolled down, the splasher sneaked up on her on a motorcycle and splashed liquid on her face.Once she wiped the liquid off her face, she realised it was water. She then lodged a report at the city police headquaters in Jalan Hang Tuah.Her father is said to be a police officer in Criminal Investigations Department.Deputy Inspector-General of Police Datuk Khalid Abu Bakar confirmed the incident and the woman was not injured in the attack.He said police have formed a task force under the supervision under CID director Datuk Seri Bakri Zinin and will track down the culprits.The latest attack brings a total of 23 victims in 10 incidents since March 2.

And this is one of the comment i think same with what i have in mind:-
I think it was just to scare the police to be more proactive. The prank splasher could probably be a frustrated rakyat who are fed-up with the police for their slow action in catching the culprit. The prank splasher must have known that this woman is the daughter of a policeman. And add to that is the fact that water was used rather than the real thing. Although traumatic, she was the lucky one. How many more victims have to suffer before this monstrous act is put to stop? 23 and counting? Who could be next? Does it have to be a high profile personality's wife or a politician's daughter or niece before we finally see some fruitful action? The 22 victims (not counting the policeman's daughter) are way too many and recent actions are too little, too late for them who are scarred for life, physically and emotionally.

Submitted by Disappointed on Monday, May 16th, 2011.

Couldnt agree more on this. What about u readers?

Funny, they even have his face figured out in an illustration based on the victims' description.





We are so helpless.. we as ladies, as Malaysian, can't do anything on this...the only thing we can do to get their attention is to lodge a police report once our face got splashed.

I just hope this scumbag will get caught and none of my friends and family had to be his victims while we're still waiting for the police to get him...and while waiting for this, we have to take care of ourselves, stay alert and dont act foolishly (like wind down the car window when anyone ask to!)